7.7.15

Regular Blue Gum Flat Toastmasters meeting 6th July 2015


Tonight  it was rather obvious that we have hit the middle of winter,  there were more apologies tonight than there were members in attendance.
 It was a cold night and some of our members probably chose to stay in the warmth of their homes while others have gone down with some treaded  lurgy or another.
Get well soon everyone, we missed you....

Aaron thought his days of S.AA. were behind him but due to the illness of Tanya, our new SAA,  he had to perform his duties once again and told us the usual dad joke....  
We actually had two dad jokes tonight, see below for the jokes....
We only had 10 members present tonight along with one guest (Ann's mum Pat, who is almost one of us these days).
Ask Pat how she is and she will usually  say 
( "Not bad for the shape I'm in" ) 
ask her how she's going and she will tell you 
(One foot in front of the other")
(Its always nice to see Pat  though, a lovely lady who is aging like good wine, "BEAUTIFULLY).

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Tonight was Stuarts 1st night as our President and he did a lovely job of it, he even hand made the awards and 
"THEY WERE SPECIAL
with the recipients promising to frame their award.
I think we will all be striving to win one of these Stuart, 
well done....

Tonight we heard from only two speakers as the other speaker  on the agenda wasn't able to be there.
Both speeches were great, with Ann telling us about her experiences with BARTERING.
 Sam's speech was especially funny, he told us two stories and either one would have won a humorous Speech contest I thought. 
(What a naughty  brother he had 
and what fun he had 
driving a 4 cylinder Carolla in a police chase.) !!!!
Well done to both speakers tonight and these speeches were followed by two excellent evaluations.

               Winners and grinners tonight.......
                        Ann ........Best Table Topics
         Sam ..... Best Speech.
            Tony ...... Best Evaluation.
All recieved one of Stuart's  very "special"
 hand crafted and designed certificates.



President Stuart.... doing a good job.



Ann  is overjoyed to receive one of Stuarts special hand made awards.

Tony was thrilled that HE TOO won one of  Stuart's  Special awards

Sam is definately going to frame his....(and why wouldn't he)

Stephen was Chairman tonight and awarded Glennis
 his Chairman's award for her brilliant add libbing
after she forgot to evaluate the Table Topics.
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 Tony's dad joke...... Why was the Mushroom so popular.?Because he was a Fun Gi

Aarons Dad Joke.... Why didn't the ghost go to the dance.?
Because he had NO BODY to go with.
Oh dear they get worse don't they, but we always enjoy the little Dad jokes just the same.
Gives us a little smile to start our meetings off which is very important,
Thanks guys, keep up the good work....
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Dont forget !!!!
Tanya needs your RSVP by 10th July regarding our birthday dinner on the 3rd August, so please let her know if you are planning to be there....
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Next meeting  is on Monday 20th July 7-15pm,
We really hope to see you there
all better from your ills and
sparking on all cylinders.
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Thought for the day....
 "Words....... keep em soft and sweet,
you might have to eat them".
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And as tonights Grammarian said,
Youse guys are getting more betterer every night....



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